Hello, Pro Wrestling And You blog-o-sphere, and welcome back to another one of my (hopefully) thought provoking blogs that helps put the “smart” in smart mark. As always, Candle here to run down the world of wrestling, but this week (well, the second time this week. I’m as surprised as you!) I’m going to tackle one of the biggest faux pas in smart markdom history since WSX, and talk about the widely shunned, and often re-run Country Music Television original series…that’s right, Candle’s putting his credibility on the table and taking a stab at CCW: Celebrity Championship Wrestling.
I guess I can initially understand why wrestling fans are so quick to dismiss this reality television show. You have the same Celebreality C-List rejects from VH1 taking on the sport(s entertainment) of professional wrestling. Their teachers? Heading the pack with name value to spare, the immortal Hulk Hogan. Heading up both teams as captains, the biggest gimmick failure that only maintained any steam en lou of the massive shadow cast by bigger flat gimmicks, like the Black Scorpion or the Shock Master, Brutus the Barber Beef Cake, and none other than the original sloppy brawler that looks so terrible in the ring, they had to call him Nasty, Brian Knobbs. Alongside with the Hulkster, a judging panel consisting of (what I consider to be) the worst manager to ever make a name for himself in the business, Jimmy Hart, and the cutthroat slave driver at the helm of the sinking Amistad that was WCW, Eric Bischoff. So, essentially, we have a training staff of c-list no-talent wrestlers, and a judging staff consisting of Hulk Hogan, a man who doesn’t know the difference between a wrist lock and a wristwatch, Eric Bischoff, whom can run any good idea into the ground, and Jimmy Hart, whose doing what he’s been doing his whole career (in my eyes, anyway) riding the coattails of bigger names. So, what could Hogan and the motley crew of retirees teach these “piqued at 16” megastars?
In one word? Plenty
I’ll be the first to admit, if this show were really about making Screech Powers or Danny Partridge into Dean Malenko, these trainers and judges would be the last people I’d put in charge, but it’s not about that. These wrestlers are teaching basic essentials, like taking a bump, eating and delivering a clothesline, selling to the crowd, and cutting a promo that could keep the audience interested. I know, it sounds like a Hogan match already, but that’s not a bad thing by any means. They’re teaching these celebrities how to tell a story in the ring, and it’s obvious that these sparsely trained D-List Diva’s are picking it all up quick and actually putting on interesting matches. This week in particular consisted of high spots like a middle rope flying clothesline and a hip toss, along with an elbow with theatrics, but they were still able to keep me interested in the match with these basic fundamentals. I’m not saying it was Flair v Steamboat by any means, but these were actually adequate wrestling matches, some of which were better than some of the crap shoot indie shows I’ve seen in my home state of North Carolina.
So with all of this being said, I ask you to at least give this show a chance. If you’re nostalgic for Tough Enough like me you’ll at least find some facet of that novelty in CCW. After watching tonight’s show and seeing what the (admittedly, highly edited and foleyed show [that means sound effects were edited in, for those not in the know]) program had on it’s plate for tonight, I immediately decided to go over each remaining superstar and predict which one would be left at the end of the show to become CCW Champion. At this stage in the show, team Beefcake and team Nasty have ceased to exist, so it’s every man and woman for themselves, so let’s look at the remaining roster one at a time and single out the good attributes each possess, the weaknesses that are holding them back, and the likelihood of them moving on to the next round.
The Remaining:
Danny Bonaduce: a.k.a. “Dangerous” Danny Bonaduce
Profile: Former Partridge turned full-time rage-o-holic shock jock and overall the biggest celebreality psycho since Gary Busey.
Positives: Danny’s skilled in martial arts, which could be a plus if he wanted to pursue further training and independent booking after this show went off the air, which could be a very real possibility considering how seriously he’s taking this CCW project. Danny definitely has the type of physique that appeals to someone like Hogan, Bischoff, and Hart, and loads of enthusiasm that really comes across in the ring perfectly, but sometimes overshoots him on the mic. “Dangerous” Danny definitely has heel appeal to anyone whose followed his life on VH1 over the past three years, and the gimmick kind of allows him to tap into that rambunctious side that comes across so negatively sometimes. Any guy who has the gift of gab good enough to have his own radio show should definitely be able to adapt to being in front of a microphone AND a camera, and hopefully we’ll see Danny hone in on some focus and not let the crowd’s reactions get the best of his excitable nature.
Negatives: Danny’s hotheaded tendencies may end up getting him in trouble. In this week’s episode he nearly bit off Dustin Diamond’s head in promo training with personal attacks, which are apparently a big no-no on Celebrity Championship Wrestling. (I suppose because it’s such an easy target for everyone to go after and fall prey to) His misguided rage and stubbornness translate into masochism in the ring. This week he requested to take a hip toss wrong, just so he could be instructed on how to do one properly. After learning the proper technique, he over jumped his bump and immediately requested to head to the medics, complaining that he heard a pop when he landed. The only thing the medic could reportedly do is send Danny in for X-Rays, but Danny wasn’t ready to leave the show, so he insisted unless there was an x-ray machine in the building, that the medic should just forget about it. This back problem didn’t slow him down in the “main event,” but it may cause him problems in the future if indeed it was something serious. Danny’s devil may care attitude could cost him the CCW Championship.
Seeding/Odds: On a scale of 1 to 10, in measure with everyone else on the show, I’d say Danny’s one of the most advanced wrestlers on the show, and definitely wont be sent packing by the judges, but could very well put himself on the shelf if he continues to shoot off his mouth or go on with unchecked injuries. That lands him an 8 on my scale, and out of the six people remaining, I’d guess he’d end up going home maybe three shows from now due to attitude issues or injury.
Todd Bridges: a.k.a.- Mr. Not-So-Perfect.
Profile: Bridges is probably best (and only) known for his role as Willis in “Diff’rent Strokes” opposite Gary Coleman.
Positives: Todd’s shown a great gift of gab on the microphone so far, and definitely shows signs of wanting to expand his repertoire within the ring to set himself apart. This week the celebrities were told to learn a hip toss and an elbow strike. Bridges took it a step further and worked in a handspring elbow into his tag routine with Bonaduce.
Negatives: This week in particular, Todd didn’t put in much ring work. He led Danny through an opening match promo, but when the bell sounded, Partridge did most of the work. There’s just nothing very impressive about him. His attire seems to be as throwback as humanly possible, and his ring work is very forgettable. I think what he’s mostly lacking is an overall sense for the feel of the crowd. Unlike Danny or Dustin, or even Rodman, Bridges just doesn’t seem to take the time or effort to play to the crowd all that often, and considering that’s one of the biggest tools he has to work with right now, he really needs to zero in on connecting better. He also lacks the physique that guys like Butterbean, Rodman, and Bonaduce bring to the table, and considering that’s not going for him, there really isn’t much standing out in his act to help him get that edge that he desperately needs.
Seeding/Odds: While Bridges is fairly unremarkable, I could definitely see one or two people possibly leaving before him. As I said earlier, out of everyone I’d say his mic work is probably the most refined and clearly delivered, and it has energy as well, but I could see him being demoted to “Jabroni” status within the next two weeks if he doesn’t find something to keep him relevant. Plain and simple, we need something worth talkin’ ‘bout, Willis.
Butterbean: a.k.a. The Mean Bean
Profile: Former boxer with an infamous match ending haymaker. If anything’s more famous than Butterbean’s short match win streaks, it’s his infamous hairless, bulky, red, white, and blue trademark look.
Positives: As I said with Danny, having any sort of fighting background to play off of in the ring, or have back up your legitimacy as a threat in the ring is always good. I’m not comparing the two by any means, but look at what Kurt Angle’s based his whole career around; a pair of gold medals he won over ten years ago. Credibility goes a long way, and the Mean Bean definitely possesses plenty of clout and notoriety as a one punch boxer. Also, surprisingly enough, those blows to the head haven’t affected his promo working abilities. Butterbean’s pretty natural on the stick, and that’s a major plus. Butterbean also has a great look that’s been carried over from his boxing career with his barrel-chested bulky physique and memorable Apollo Creed esc patriotic trunks. The Mean Bean has a lot going for him.
Negatives: I don’t have many to really report. Butterbean has the inclination of falling back on his size as an excuse for not being as expansive within the ring as some of his opponents. This could come back to bite him on the “Butter-butt” though, because if he fails to evolve on some level as the show continues and his rivals progress, he may find himself left stranded on Jabroni Drive with only enough gas to carry him to the Smackdown! Hotel.
Seeding/Odds: In a way, I think the Mean Bean could stay standing for the next few major rounds, and could end up being one of the two remaining CCW contenders as the show comes to a close, but ultimately, he wont win unless he broadens his horizons and incorporates every newly learned move in the weeks to come, whether it be by taking it or delivering it. Considering it looks like they’re going up top next week, I think Butterbean would be privy to learn how to be the best crash pad possible.
Trishelle Cannatella: a.k.a. Red Hot Redneck
Profile: I’m not going to even pretend that I know who this chick is outside of this show. I know she’s done Playboy, and a few other reality shows, but that’s pretty much the extension of my knowledge on whom this girl is. So, moving on.
Positives: Trishelle definitely knows how to play the crowd, and I think that’s her real strong point. She works her gimmick well, and seems fairly comfortable in it. Out of the girls on the show so far, I think she’s whined the least, which may be the biggest reason she’s still around this week. She knows how to sell, she knows how to work a hot tag spot, and she knows the basics pretty well. I’d say she’s a pretty strong contender, and the fact that she’s the only woman left amongst five men proves it. Her sex appeal has brought her a long way, and it’s an edge that nobody else remaining in the competition really has (that is, unless Rodzilla slaps on a dress and goes through his crazy phase again)
Negatives: Nothing really major to harp on, really. She may rely on her salesmanship a little too often, which could leave judges feeling like she’s delivered too much sizzle and not enough steak, but that could be a plus considering her main critics are the biggest hype man in the business and a former company owner who knows a good gimmick when he sees it. My biggest fear is that her gender could hurt her more than it helps. Women are generally looked upon as weaker in society, and in wrestling, it’s pretty much tenfold, especially with old school guys like Hart and Hogan. And do you remember a WCW Woman’s Title Division? Neither does Eric Bischoff, because he never booked talented women. I’d dare say that Trishelle may be more talented than a majority of the former WCW woman’s locker room, and maybe more talented than most of the main event!
Seeding/Odds: She’s really got an uphill battle ahead of her, and I’m not saying it’s right or fair, because in some ways, it’s not if there turns out to be any gender bias, but I think she has a shot at being within the top 4, but I could also see her going home as soon as next week. If I had to put money to mouth, I’d say she’s our next Jabroni. Sorry, sister.
Dustin Diamond: a.k.a.-The Winner
Profile: Dustin Diamond is best known for being the Caucasian geek alternative in Urkle heavy years on the cult hit Save By the Bell. He would later pursue a career in standup, porn, and most degrading of all, a weight loss reality show with the Snapple Lady. In recent years, he’s made a bad name for himself as a fairly big bully on Celebrity Fit Club, nearly prompting a beating from former Marine drill instructor, Harvey.
Positives: It seems as if Dustin’s checked his sue happy bad attitude at the door, and has become very enthusiastic about learning to wrestle under the tutelage of Hulk Hogan. Compared to the rest of the house, aside from maybe Bridges whose shown some great industry smarts by dropping names like Rocky Johnson, Dustin seems to be one of the few real fans of professional wrestling within the show. So far a lot of his negative energy has went into the constructive outlet of comprising a really great heel gimmick. So far his promos have been fairly reminiscent of Andy Kaufman’s old Memphis territory stuff, and Diamond seems to have no trouble with selling to the audience and drawing in their hatred. Like Bonaduce, Dustin has his own established heel heat coming into this stemming from real life. Diamond may be one of the few rounders, if not the only one, within the house capable of selling, delivering, playing the crowd, and working a promo like a true heel wrestler. I’d love to see him take yet another career avenue and pursue a Johnny Fairplay or Mike Mizanin type role within the independents. Diamond definitely has a natural gift.
Negatives: I addressed it earlier, and I’ll address it later on while analyzing another celebreality wrestler, but Diamond really does put you to mind of Andy Kaufman on the mic, and considering Jimmy Hart is on the panel, a man whom was very instrumental with the whole Kaufman angle in Memphis, perhaps standards will rise, and a desire for originality will come into play later on. Dustin also seems very apprehensive about learning new things at first, and seems a tad afraid to interact with the others on occasions, and take control of the match a little bit. I don’t think his build or physique (or lack thereof) hurts his chances. If anything, it helps him a lot considering he’s focusing on one major thing in his gimmick; brain over brawn. Dustin knows his limitations, but sometimes I fear that he might second guess himself as well, and that worries me. That kind of thinking usually leads to an accident.
Seeding/Odds: Diamond’s a perfect ten as far as a total package goes in this competition. A lot of my money is riding on…who else?…The Winner.
Dennis Rodman: a.k.a.- Rodzilla
Profile: Former bad boy basketball player turned tabloid spectacle, Dennis Rodman has probably been the most talked about celebrity of the past fifteen years, both on the court and on the news stands.
Positives: Rodman has a lot going for him; A pre-existing image of being a radical, a former career as a major NBA star, an athletic physique, a very recognizable name, and the inclination of being one of the few celebrities in this show to ever step foot in a wrestling ring prior to coming onto the show. Rodman can play the crowd in the ring, and does fairly well for a big man considering what’s been taught. Rodman’s colorful past of multiple reinventions really left little room for him to even create a gimmick, which is a leg up on the competition.
Negatives: Rodman really seems uncomfortable on the microphone, and showed signs of uncertainty during training for his first promo, going as far as to rip off Hogan‘s infamous “Whatcha Gonna Do?.” When the time came, he delivered, but perhaps the delivery was a bit too fast. I hope Dennis expands his in-ring horizons though, and doesn’t just settle for being another big man with a lariat. Overall, I think the biggest problem with being Rodman in the ring is the same baggage that comes along with being Rodman in real life, and that’s being unsure of who you are, or who or what you really want to be. I also think that Rodman would work much better as a heel character, and the cardboard face persona being presented really hinders what depth he could have as Rodman the Recluse.
Seeding/Odds: I think Rodman could very well be the weakest link on the show right now. Even being adequate is working for Bridges, but being a super face with no personality or character really isn’t doing Dennis any favors. I predict he’ll be the next to go.
So, my final thoughts:
Winner: “The Winner” Dustin Diamond
Next Week’s Loser: Dennis “Rodzilla” Rodman
Well, after this venture, I hope whatever following I have returns to read up on my blog. Also don’t forget to check out the rest of the You-Neverse. I’m not the only blogger here, and I’m sure it doesn’t take much to steer you all towards Bo’Jack, Backstage Pass, WWEKid, and Strata and Co. on their weekly views on all things wrestling.
Anyway, Until Next Time
I’m Out Like A Candle
Saturday, November 8, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Thoughts, Balks, Predictions: TNA Turning Point.
Hello everyone out there in interwebs world. It’s me, your fair-weather friend, Candle, whom obviously hasn’t been around lately to do his blog. It’s a good thing that nobody really notices I suppose…or wait…is it….hello? Anybody reading this?…Echo…echo…echo…
Anyway, I’m back in the You-Neverse once again, still trying to hold down my real job, and my blogging job (which has just as many good benefits as my ACTUAL job. Sad, I know), and ready to kick off another round of thoughts, balks and predictions for TNA’s upcoming, and well built Turning Point Pay-Per-View. Let’s get this egg rolling.
- Awesome Kong and Riesha Saeed vs. Roxxi and Taylor Wilde
Thoughts: I’m really happy with where the Knockout’s Division is going these days. It really took a major blow by losing Gail Kim, and for awhile it seemed as if it was taking a spot on the backburner next to the X Division, but this newly re-vamped push for Roxxi, and these high profile wins for Kong, along with more and more backstage eye candies getting into the ring has really helped the division move forward into a good direction. I still think it needs a big face star, and I think Roxxi or Taylor could be the new face of the KO Division if they were pushed correctly, and lately, they both have been heading in that direction. I have a lot of faith in these four women to put on a good match
Balks: Not that much build for this exact match outside of this week. I know Saeed has gotten in the ring with Roxxi, and I know Wilde’s had an ongoing feud with Kong, but something just doesn’t feel established about this rivalry. I also hate the idea that TNA initially was going to give this match away for free, then opted to push Khan as a heel so soon again. If any skank in the back needs to stay out of the ring, it’s Khan. She looks like a Prince SLAG…or just…Prince, to be honest, and she wrestles worth crap.
Predictions: Faces come out on top. Wilde and Roxxi win. Considering the odds have been against them lately, and there hasn’t really been a major focus on these feuds lately, I don’t see things going past Turning Point, or at least not in the tandem way they've been going lately.
- Grudge Match: Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Rhino
Thoughts: This has been a decent little mini feud. I think the resulting match will be passable.
Balks: For the second time already on this card we have a champion (Bashir, the X Division champion, just in case anyone forgot) not defending their title. Now, I for one am glad that the “It’s not about weight limits, it’s about no limits” days of the X Division title are behind us, but why even have this feud? Nobody benefits from it. Bashir already looks credible as the X Division Champion, and Rhino isn’t really going to get pushed towards a World Title shot by “Goring the Whore.” The only way anybody could get over in this match is if Bashir wins, and then you just have Rhino reduced to looking weak. This has really been a pointless feud.
Predictions: Rhino gores the whore and makes the X Division obsolete once again. Moving on.
- Falls Count Anywhere: Kurt Angle vs. Abyss
Thoughts: This is a good little mini feud that could help Abyss get more over as a main eventer. The resulting match should be good. Abyss is a great big man worker, and Angle…well, everyone knows Kurt Angle’s the greatest pure wrestler out there today. This could be entertaining.
Balks: This is another one of those feuds that’s came out of nowhere. Suddenly, one week Morgan and Abyss have their sights set on Angle for some reason. The reasons to hate Kurt have built from there. Morgan lost to Kurt and got beaten down by the Mafia, Angle raked Abyss’s injured back during a bout, the Mafia’s beaten down both men, along with half of the roster. It’s an OK feud for this month, and it’s had some good matches attached, and it’s made Abyss look like a main event threat again, but there are so many other things Angle could be doing right now that would make more sense. Abyss and Morgan haven’t even technically sided with the Originals, so I don't get why they're even after the Mafia. I also don't like that they've distanced themselves from the pack a bit, but I suppose they have to, considering Morgan's past with the WWE.
Prediction: Angle gets the win. I sense a Morgan turn coming, but it wont be this month. The Mafia may be “all about the 5’ right now, but there are plenty of former WWE and WCW guys left on the roster who haven’t really taken a side yet. Then again, I could see Morgan rebelling against this whole thing a bit. I’d love to see Abyss get over here, but I think Angle will play the numbers game, and we’ll have to settle for a real credible Mafia beat down to put down the Monster as a "push" for Abyss.
- X-Division Championship Seeding Match: Participants: Sonjay Dutt, Eric Young, Jay Lethal, Consequences Creed, Petey Williams, Jimmy Rave, Homicide, Doug Williams, Tanahashi and Volador
Thoughts: This should be the atypical great, fast paced clusterfuck X Division seeding match that seems to be a PPV mainstay lately. I’ve heard good things about Doug Williams, and can’t wait to see more of him, and Volador and Tanahashi have been a treat lately.
Balks: We shouldn’t need this. We just had a Steel Asylum (or whatever they’re calling it this week) match at Bound For Glory. I honestly think that Creed should still be in the chase. They really dropped the ball on a fairly compelling feud there, and it would have been a lot better than Rhino vs. Bashir. I’ve just hated how TNA’s been talking up the X Division as “the guys who put TNA on the map” and yet, they dare not showcase any sort of singles bout anymore involving those fine men who made TNA. I just miss the great feuds that used to come along with the X title, and I miss the prestige that was once invested in the gold. Bouts between the likes of Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles, or Petey Williams and Chris Sabin used to get built up to epic proportions for just one month, ONE MONTH, and they’d result in a great match that never disappointed, and then the next month, a new hungry contender would pop up, or the former champion would look for his rematch. God I miss the X Division, but it went out the window with the old title it seems.
Prediction: I don’t’ even know, and I hate to say it, but I really couldn’t care less anymore. It would be interesting if Homicide got this fabled singles push that everyone’s been talking about since before BFG. It would be interesting to have this Latin man standing up for a country that he chose to come to against Bashir. Yeah…that’d be great…but odds are, it wont get booked.
- TNA Legend's Title Match - If Cage wins, he gets the title. If Booker wins, Cage must join the Main Event Mafia: Booker T © vs. Christian Cage
Thoughts: This feud has had great build. It’s been one of the many great byproducts of the Main Event Mafia vs. TNA Homegrown angle. I maintain my opinion that Book has really been revitalized since coming into TNA. He’s been more crisp, faster, and a bit stiffer since coming to the company, and that tells me that he wants to put on a believable bout. Hey, at Bound for Glory, the man went off the top rope with a scissors kick to win. When’s the last time he did that in the WWE? Cage is always a treat, on the mic and in the ring. These men have had some decent matches in the past in TNA, so I hope that their chemistry carries through to this bout.
Balks: Only one…I’m worried…and excited at the same time. Lately, it’s felt like Cage has been phoning in his promo work. A lot of his enthusiasm for the company seems to have diminished, and considering there’s still no word on if he re-signed with TNA or not…one has to wonder…could Captain Charisma be ready to rejoin his peeps in the WWE? Wouldn’t it be interesting if Edge came back from hell with his old Brood running mate in tow? I’m just saying, the mechanics to set this all up are there, and even as a TNA mark, I wouldn’t be opposed to Cage jumping back to the ‘E. I’d actually be happy, because I think Smackdown could use him, and I think he’d get the main event push he deserves, but I would miss him in TNA.
Predictions: It’s obvious that one of two things is going to happen. Either Cage is going to lose via Mafia shenanigans, or he’ll pull the usual heel turn move and take a finger poke of doom and lay down (maybe a royal pinky poke of doom? I can hear Book the following week with his cheesy accent. "En My Countly, You Can Keel A Man Wit One Poke Of Da Leetle Fingah." Then our suspicions are confirmed; Booker T is from the country of WCW.)
- TNA World Tag Team Title Match: The Motor City Machine Guns vs. Beer Money ©
Thoughts: These are two of TNA’s freshest and most over tag teams out there right now. They were smart to save this for PPV. I think they’ll mesh very well in the ring. This is one of the big matches that’s got me begging my boss for Sunday evening off.
Balks: I don’t get why we had this FREE ladder match for a number one contender shot at the Tag Titles if this match was pre-destined to happen. I also fear that Team 3D will stick it’s ugly mugs into this match and mess up a potentially hot encounter.
Predictions: I could either see this going to a draw finish, leading up to a 3 team tag bout next month, or Beer Money winning via Dusty interference. I really do wish that there were a clean win in sight, but BM Inc really screwed the pooch when they cost 3D their shot in the Ladder Match. 3D loves to get that sweet retribution. OH MY BROTHA, TESTIFY!
- Kevin Nash vs. Samoa Joe
Thoughts: This may be the longest standing storyline that TNA has ever had. This goes all the way back to last year’s Turning Point where Joe verbally ran down Hall for no-showing. This has resulted in some very shady moments between Joe and Nash, a very compelling love/hate relationship, and the inevitable Nash “Outsiders” turn, and some major promos from both men. Nash has ditched the goofy act, much like the rest of the roster has over the past few weeks, and he’s set his sights on Joe.
Balks: If only the actual match could live up to the hype put behind it. I’ve been in a constant debate with my friend over the past few months about whether or not Nash still had a passable singles match in him. I say no, considering every time they book him these days, it’s in a six man tag where Nash doesn’t have to be in the ring very long, and usually doesn’t have to do much work, and what little work he does in the ring is very repetitive and sloppy. Don’t get me wrong, I love Nash. He’s a very charismatic big man, but he’s never been that much of an in-ring performer, even before both knees blew out. I know a lot of naysayer have ran down old timers in TNA, and I’ve defended a majority of them, and a majority of the time I’ve been right, but Nash is the exception to the rule. He’s broken and past his prime, and he should be nothing more than a mouth piece. I pray to God, for Nash's sake, that they don’t book a Jacknife finish, or a Scott Hall run-in, because if they do, both Scott Hall and Nash’s knees will fail to be there for him.
Predictions: This COULD be an almost watchable brawl if Nash accepts his limitations, but ultimately, I can see this only going one way, and that’s a Samoa Joe victory.
- TNA World Title Match: Sting © vs. AJ Styles
Thoughts: This has been the quarrel at the center of everything. The eye of the storm in TNA. This feud has given Sting plenty of opportunities to shine on the mic, and just as many opportunities for AJ to prove that he too can work a stick when put in the right situation. This is another bout on the card that I’m paying to see. If Sting hasn’t proven to everyone out there that he can still go in the ring after Bound For Glory, then hopefully he’ll set the record straight against AJ in a match where he’ll be forced to be dominant.
Balks: I have only one balk with this entire feud, and it’s a minor balk that I’ve overlooked, and will continue to overlook as long as they don’t let this balk o’ mine grow into something bigger, and that’s the mentioning of one of the SINGLE worst angles that TNA has ever sired upon AJ Styles, and that’s the angle of him being white trash whose had a falling out with his “paw.” I’ll admit that it’s a great call back, and it’s a great way for Sting to rile up AJ, but if it goes any farther than that, I will be pissed. We’ve JUST gotten the AJ of old back, don’t turn him back into a bumbling hick sidekick.
Predictions: Sting walks out of Bound For Glory still World Champion, via hook, crook, or Mafia interference, and that’s the way it should be. Sting was dominated by Joe last PPV, and it made Joe look like a beast. I wouldn’t mind if AJ got the upper hand in this encounter, and I definitely wouldn’t care if some outside interference cost him the bout. Hell, NWA rules don’t apply anymore. If this match ended in DQ through interference, I’d be fine with it, but Sting has to retain, because the Mafia has to maintain this glass ceiling over TNA. As soon as any Original wins that title, this feud is over for me, because that’s what they’re supposedly fighting for, a chance to become something within TNA.
Well, that pretty much wraps up this months run down of the TNA PPV card. This is one I hope I really don’t miss. Bound For Glory did not disappoint, and this PPV has had a great month of build behind it with the Main Event Mafia storyline. Remember folks, if you don’t buy PPV’s, companies wont know what angles you’d pay to see, so shell out a few bucks and tune in so that TNA will keep this angle going. It’s resulted in some great weeks of promo work and wrestling, so don’t let it die. I hate that I’m shilling myself out like a TNA company whore, but don’t bitch about the fallout of this PPV if you don’t buy it to see what you claim you want to see in wrestling. Hopefully I wont become a hypocrite here, and maybe I’ll get my job hours switched to morning shift and get to catch this thing Sunday. But please, TNA supporters, support the company here. I don’t think anybody who watches both products can deny that TNA’s been the hottest promotion in the past month, so please, keep that heat coming and watch Turning Point.
I’m thinking about doing a few things to keep me active in the You-Neverse. One’s something I’ve done on old blogs, a sort of EWR War Journal, which would essentially be me writing results for my EWR game. It may not sound exciting now, but people have really gotten into my storylines, PPVs, and angles in the past, so that might be something I may pick up again. I’m also tossing around a few gimmicked up fan interactive segments, but I’m half afraid to learn how many people are actually out there reading this. One’s called “The Verdict” where I present something controversial within wrestling, present both sides of an argument for and against it, and have you, the fans, write in with your response to which side is correct. The best response would get their answer posted on the ever-prestigious, obscenely expensive Blogatron 5000 for all of the You-Neverse to see. If that doesn’t work out (and I still have the morale to do this blog after learning nobody’s reading), I might vie to get some guest spots from around the You-Neverse to give their opinions on each case. I really want to keep this blog a positive experience, because god knows that there’s plenty of negative going around the internet, and the world for that matter, in regards to wrestling as a whole, so we really don’t need another self-important armchair opinion out there running down something he claims to love, and seemingly masochistically subjects himself to each week, just to run it down on a chat board.
Well, I’ve supposed we’ve reached the end of this week’s blog. This is usually the spot where I pimp out Strata, Matt, Troy, and WWEKid, but odds are, if you’re here (and I hope someone is) you got here through their videos. I greatly appreciate the shout outs and links from all of the You-Neverse pundits, and I really hope that it’s paying off. Otherwise, me and the other guy writing here are wasting our time (which, if someone’s reading this, we’re still technically wasting our time…but it sort of pays off, because we’re wasting someone else’s time…yeah…)
Until Next Time
I’m Out Like A Candle
Anyway, I’m back in the You-Neverse once again, still trying to hold down my real job, and my blogging job (which has just as many good benefits as my ACTUAL job. Sad, I know), and ready to kick off another round of thoughts, balks and predictions for TNA’s upcoming, and well built Turning Point Pay-Per-View. Let’s get this egg rolling.
- Awesome Kong and Riesha Saeed vs. Roxxi and Taylor Wilde
Thoughts: I’m really happy with where the Knockout’s Division is going these days. It really took a major blow by losing Gail Kim, and for awhile it seemed as if it was taking a spot on the backburner next to the X Division, but this newly re-vamped push for Roxxi, and these high profile wins for Kong, along with more and more backstage eye candies getting into the ring has really helped the division move forward into a good direction. I still think it needs a big face star, and I think Roxxi or Taylor could be the new face of the KO Division if they were pushed correctly, and lately, they both have been heading in that direction. I have a lot of faith in these four women to put on a good match
Balks: Not that much build for this exact match outside of this week. I know Saeed has gotten in the ring with Roxxi, and I know Wilde’s had an ongoing feud with Kong, but something just doesn’t feel established about this rivalry. I also hate the idea that TNA initially was going to give this match away for free, then opted to push Khan as a heel so soon again. If any skank in the back needs to stay out of the ring, it’s Khan. She looks like a Prince SLAG…or just…Prince, to be honest, and she wrestles worth crap.
Predictions: Faces come out on top. Wilde and Roxxi win. Considering the odds have been against them lately, and there hasn’t really been a major focus on these feuds lately, I don’t see things going past Turning Point, or at least not in the tandem way they've been going lately.
- Grudge Match: Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Rhino
Thoughts: This has been a decent little mini feud. I think the resulting match will be passable.
Balks: For the second time already on this card we have a champion (Bashir, the X Division champion, just in case anyone forgot) not defending their title. Now, I for one am glad that the “It’s not about weight limits, it’s about no limits” days of the X Division title are behind us, but why even have this feud? Nobody benefits from it. Bashir already looks credible as the X Division Champion, and Rhino isn’t really going to get pushed towards a World Title shot by “Goring the Whore.” The only way anybody could get over in this match is if Bashir wins, and then you just have Rhino reduced to looking weak. This has really been a pointless feud.
Predictions: Rhino gores the whore and makes the X Division obsolete once again. Moving on.
- Falls Count Anywhere: Kurt Angle vs. Abyss
Thoughts: This is a good little mini feud that could help Abyss get more over as a main eventer. The resulting match should be good. Abyss is a great big man worker, and Angle…well, everyone knows Kurt Angle’s the greatest pure wrestler out there today. This could be entertaining.
Balks: This is another one of those feuds that’s came out of nowhere. Suddenly, one week Morgan and Abyss have their sights set on Angle for some reason. The reasons to hate Kurt have built from there. Morgan lost to Kurt and got beaten down by the Mafia, Angle raked Abyss’s injured back during a bout, the Mafia’s beaten down both men, along with half of the roster. It’s an OK feud for this month, and it’s had some good matches attached, and it’s made Abyss look like a main event threat again, but there are so many other things Angle could be doing right now that would make more sense. Abyss and Morgan haven’t even technically sided with the Originals, so I don't get why they're even after the Mafia. I also don't like that they've distanced themselves from the pack a bit, but I suppose they have to, considering Morgan's past with the WWE.
Prediction: Angle gets the win. I sense a Morgan turn coming, but it wont be this month. The Mafia may be “all about the 5’ right now, but there are plenty of former WWE and WCW guys left on the roster who haven’t really taken a side yet. Then again, I could see Morgan rebelling against this whole thing a bit. I’d love to see Abyss get over here, but I think Angle will play the numbers game, and we’ll have to settle for a real credible Mafia beat down to put down the Monster as a "push" for Abyss.
- X-Division Championship Seeding Match: Participants: Sonjay Dutt, Eric Young, Jay Lethal, Consequences Creed, Petey Williams, Jimmy Rave, Homicide, Doug Williams, Tanahashi and Volador
Thoughts: This should be the atypical great, fast paced clusterfuck X Division seeding match that seems to be a PPV mainstay lately. I’ve heard good things about Doug Williams, and can’t wait to see more of him, and Volador and Tanahashi have been a treat lately.
Balks: We shouldn’t need this. We just had a Steel Asylum (or whatever they’re calling it this week) match at Bound For Glory. I honestly think that Creed should still be in the chase. They really dropped the ball on a fairly compelling feud there, and it would have been a lot better than Rhino vs. Bashir. I’ve just hated how TNA’s been talking up the X Division as “the guys who put TNA on the map” and yet, they dare not showcase any sort of singles bout anymore involving those fine men who made TNA. I just miss the great feuds that used to come along with the X title, and I miss the prestige that was once invested in the gold. Bouts between the likes of Christopher Daniels and AJ Styles, or Petey Williams and Chris Sabin used to get built up to epic proportions for just one month, ONE MONTH, and they’d result in a great match that never disappointed, and then the next month, a new hungry contender would pop up, or the former champion would look for his rematch. God I miss the X Division, but it went out the window with the old title it seems.
Prediction: I don’t’ even know, and I hate to say it, but I really couldn’t care less anymore. It would be interesting if Homicide got this fabled singles push that everyone’s been talking about since before BFG. It would be interesting to have this Latin man standing up for a country that he chose to come to against Bashir. Yeah…that’d be great…but odds are, it wont get booked.
- TNA Legend's Title Match - If Cage wins, he gets the title. If Booker wins, Cage must join the Main Event Mafia: Booker T © vs. Christian Cage
Thoughts: This feud has had great build. It’s been one of the many great byproducts of the Main Event Mafia vs. TNA Homegrown angle. I maintain my opinion that Book has really been revitalized since coming into TNA. He’s been more crisp, faster, and a bit stiffer since coming to the company, and that tells me that he wants to put on a believable bout. Hey, at Bound for Glory, the man went off the top rope with a scissors kick to win. When’s the last time he did that in the WWE? Cage is always a treat, on the mic and in the ring. These men have had some decent matches in the past in TNA, so I hope that their chemistry carries through to this bout.
Balks: Only one…I’m worried…and excited at the same time. Lately, it’s felt like Cage has been phoning in his promo work. A lot of his enthusiasm for the company seems to have diminished, and considering there’s still no word on if he re-signed with TNA or not…one has to wonder…could Captain Charisma be ready to rejoin his peeps in the WWE? Wouldn’t it be interesting if Edge came back from hell with his old Brood running mate in tow? I’m just saying, the mechanics to set this all up are there, and even as a TNA mark, I wouldn’t be opposed to Cage jumping back to the ‘E. I’d actually be happy, because I think Smackdown could use him, and I think he’d get the main event push he deserves, but I would miss him in TNA.
Predictions: It’s obvious that one of two things is going to happen. Either Cage is going to lose via Mafia shenanigans, or he’ll pull the usual heel turn move and take a finger poke of doom and lay down (maybe a royal pinky poke of doom? I can hear Book the following week with his cheesy accent. "En My Countly, You Can Keel A Man Wit One Poke Of Da Leetle Fingah." Then our suspicions are confirmed; Booker T is from the country of WCW.)
- TNA World Tag Team Title Match: The Motor City Machine Guns vs. Beer Money ©
Thoughts: These are two of TNA’s freshest and most over tag teams out there right now. They were smart to save this for PPV. I think they’ll mesh very well in the ring. This is one of the big matches that’s got me begging my boss for Sunday evening off.
Balks: I don’t get why we had this FREE ladder match for a number one contender shot at the Tag Titles if this match was pre-destined to happen. I also fear that Team 3D will stick it’s ugly mugs into this match and mess up a potentially hot encounter.
Predictions: I could either see this going to a draw finish, leading up to a 3 team tag bout next month, or Beer Money winning via Dusty interference. I really do wish that there were a clean win in sight, but BM Inc really screwed the pooch when they cost 3D their shot in the Ladder Match. 3D loves to get that sweet retribution. OH MY BROTHA, TESTIFY!
- Kevin Nash vs. Samoa Joe
Thoughts: This may be the longest standing storyline that TNA has ever had. This goes all the way back to last year’s Turning Point where Joe verbally ran down Hall for no-showing. This has resulted in some very shady moments between Joe and Nash, a very compelling love/hate relationship, and the inevitable Nash “Outsiders” turn, and some major promos from both men. Nash has ditched the goofy act, much like the rest of the roster has over the past few weeks, and he’s set his sights on Joe.
Balks: If only the actual match could live up to the hype put behind it. I’ve been in a constant debate with my friend over the past few months about whether or not Nash still had a passable singles match in him. I say no, considering every time they book him these days, it’s in a six man tag where Nash doesn’t have to be in the ring very long, and usually doesn’t have to do much work, and what little work he does in the ring is very repetitive and sloppy. Don’t get me wrong, I love Nash. He’s a very charismatic big man, but he’s never been that much of an in-ring performer, even before both knees blew out. I know a lot of naysayer have ran down old timers in TNA, and I’ve defended a majority of them, and a majority of the time I’ve been right, but Nash is the exception to the rule. He’s broken and past his prime, and he should be nothing more than a mouth piece. I pray to God, for Nash's sake, that they don’t book a Jacknife finish, or a Scott Hall run-in, because if they do, both Scott Hall and Nash’s knees will fail to be there for him.
Predictions: This COULD be an almost watchable brawl if Nash accepts his limitations, but ultimately, I can see this only going one way, and that’s a Samoa Joe victory.
- TNA World Title Match: Sting © vs. AJ Styles
Thoughts: This has been the quarrel at the center of everything. The eye of the storm in TNA. This feud has given Sting plenty of opportunities to shine on the mic, and just as many opportunities for AJ to prove that he too can work a stick when put in the right situation. This is another bout on the card that I’m paying to see. If Sting hasn’t proven to everyone out there that he can still go in the ring after Bound For Glory, then hopefully he’ll set the record straight against AJ in a match where he’ll be forced to be dominant.
Balks: I have only one balk with this entire feud, and it’s a minor balk that I’ve overlooked, and will continue to overlook as long as they don’t let this balk o’ mine grow into something bigger, and that’s the mentioning of one of the SINGLE worst angles that TNA has ever sired upon AJ Styles, and that’s the angle of him being white trash whose had a falling out with his “paw.” I’ll admit that it’s a great call back, and it’s a great way for Sting to rile up AJ, but if it goes any farther than that, I will be pissed. We’ve JUST gotten the AJ of old back, don’t turn him back into a bumbling hick sidekick.
Predictions: Sting walks out of Bound For Glory still World Champion, via hook, crook, or Mafia interference, and that’s the way it should be. Sting was dominated by Joe last PPV, and it made Joe look like a beast. I wouldn’t mind if AJ got the upper hand in this encounter, and I definitely wouldn’t care if some outside interference cost him the bout. Hell, NWA rules don’t apply anymore. If this match ended in DQ through interference, I’d be fine with it, but Sting has to retain, because the Mafia has to maintain this glass ceiling over TNA. As soon as any Original wins that title, this feud is over for me, because that’s what they’re supposedly fighting for, a chance to become something within TNA.
Well, that pretty much wraps up this months run down of the TNA PPV card. This is one I hope I really don’t miss. Bound For Glory did not disappoint, and this PPV has had a great month of build behind it with the Main Event Mafia storyline. Remember folks, if you don’t buy PPV’s, companies wont know what angles you’d pay to see, so shell out a few bucks and tune in so that TNA will keep this angle going. It’s resulted in some great weeks of promo work and wrestling, so don’t let it die. I hate that I’m shilling myself out like a TNA company whore, but don’t bitch about the fallout of this PPV if you don’t buy it to see what you claim you want to see in wrestling. Hopefully I wont become a hypocrite here, and maybe I’ll get my job hours switched to morning shift and get to catch this thing Sunday. But please, TNA supporters, support the company here. I don’t think anybody who watches both products can deny that TNA’s been the hottest promotion in the past month, so please, keep that heat coming and watch Turning Point.
I’m thinking about doing a few things to keep me active in the You-Neverse. One’s something I’ve done on old blogs, a sort of EWR War Journal, which would essentially be me writing results for my EWR game. It may not sound exciting now, but people have really gotten into my storylines, PPVs, and angles in the past, so that might be something I may pick up again. I’m also tossing around a few gimmicked up fan interactive segments, but I’m half afraid to learn how many people are actually out there reading this. One’s called “The Verdict” where I present something controversial within wrestling, present both sides of an argument for and against it, and have you, the fans, write in with your response to which side is correct. The best response would get their answer posted on the ever-prestigious, obscenely expensive Blogatron 5000 for all of the You-Neverse to see. If that doesn’t work out (and I still have the morale to do this blog after learning nobody’s reading), I might vie to get some guest spots from around the You-Neverse to give their opinions on each case. I really want to keep this blog a positive experience, because god knows that there’s plenty of negative going around the internet, and the world for that matter, in regards to wrestling as a whole, so we really don’t need another self-important armchair opinion out there running down something he claims to love, and seemingly masochistically subjects himself to each week, just to run it down on a chat board.
Well, I’ve supposed we’ve reached the end of this week’s blog. This is usually the spot where I pimp out Strata, Matt, Troy, and WWEKid, but odds are, if you’re here (and I hope someone is) you got here through their videos. I greatly appreciate the shout outs and links from all of the You-Neverse pundits, and I really hope that it’s paying off. Otherwise, me and the other guy writing here are wasting our time (which, if someone’s reading this, we’re still technically wasting our time…but it sort of pays off, because we’re wasting someone else’s time…yeah…)
Until Next Time
I’m Out Like A Candle
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
1333 Classic's Corner: Pro Wrestling and You 1 year anniversary, and other thoughts
So November 5 is 1 year for Pro Wrestling and You on youtube. Wow, it just seems like I started watching them yesterday. I don't remember the date of when exactly I started watching them, but it had to have been on a Wednesday sometime around or after Thanksgiving when they first came around. I was sitting in the computer lab at my school killing time waiting for my next class and I had just started watching these 2 guys on youtube who review Raw and I figured "there's got to be more out there" Sure enough, I discovered Pro Wrestling and You and watched their videos and I thought they were hilarious and made some good points and yep, about a year later, I'm still a fan. I also think it's really cool how they've created the whole Pro Wrestling and You universe thing, I've gotten to watch videos/leave comments on Tom Bojack, WWEKID, Backstage Pass, and read blogs. Definitely neat stuff. So I just thought I'd pay respects to the 1 year anniversary of Pro Wrestling and You, congrats guys!
I guess they want to know my story of when I first started watching or why. I first started watching when I was 12 years old (I'm 23 now) and I believe the name of the company was USWA (Jerry Lawler wrestled with them I believe). It was a Saturday morning, around 5am or so and I was flipping channels and I came across it and decided to watch it. I was entertained by it, the coolest/funniest segment at the time was when this wrestler started attacking another wrestler with a broom causing a DQ during the match. I was hooked and I think when Nitro was on back in 1996, I was channel surfing and I came across WCW Monday Nitro and I watched their show and again, I loved it. I would go on to watch WCW for 2 years and then eventually I discovered WWF and for a while, I would Monday Night Raw for 2 hours and then Nitro would replay around midnight or so and I would watch it then. Tuesday mornings were always tiring for me. lol But I loved wrestling. Some of my friends were also into wrestling and we even formed (actually, they did, I just joined) a backyard wrestling federation and I wrestled in that for a while. If anyone reading this wants to look up any footage, look up a youtuber Wargreymon3190. But yeah, that's how I got into wrestling.
I joined Pro Wrestling and You as a blogger because they asked me too. After being entertained by them so much, I figured "sure, why not?" I always enjoy talking a bout storylines/wrestlers I like and don't like. I just hope my blogs are a joy for them to read like their videos are for me.
So aside from addressing Pro Wrestling and You, I thought I'd go over some brief thoughts from Raw last night:
Overall, I thought it was a good show. Having Randy Orton back in action is awesome, he's one of my favorites. He puts on decent matches and his heel work is phenomenal. Plus I love the punts to the head that he does. I am a bit confused on what they're doing with Simply Priceless at the moment. Is Dibiase getting a singles push and if so, will he stay a heel or become a face? Or are they going to keep Priceless as a group and have Orton become their leader? I kind of think that Orton might become the leader of the group and maybe him punting Dibiase was tough love, especially since Dibiase not only eliminated both Cody Rhodes and Manu from the Battle Royal, but also the big reason was he interfered in Orton's match. Nevertheless, this is a good storyline they've got right now.
Regal becoming #1 contender for the IC title is cool. At first I was confused why they were doing a heel vs heel for the IC title (which don't get me wrong, I love when they have heel vs heel matches), but then when I heard Raw was in the United Kingdown next week, Regal will get cheered like crazy. Maybe we'll get a title change? It would surprise me, that's for sure. But Regal vs Santino will be fun and if Regal wins, that'd be the shit. They need to do something to rebuild his character after his character assasination by Batista and Jericho during that "gauntlet" match a few weeks ago
Jericho as world champion again is awesome. I'm guessing the logic for this was to save Batista vs Cena down the road, maybe Royal Rumble or Wrestlemania? But having Jericho win the belt back again definitely makes him look like a credible champion, because it was Stone Cold that cost him the belt at Cyber Sunday, according to him. But he also had Batista beat for a 3 count when Austin was on the outside of the ring as well. So props to Jericho. I just hope they don't have Cena take the strap from him right away though.
Keep Mae Young off TV! How bad did she look in the ring when she was throwing forearms with the other divas?! But having Beth Phoenix get the pin on her was funny though.
DX vs Miz and Morrison was a good match. I'm glad DX sold to them well and for a second it looked like they were going to lose. I think it wouldn't have hurt them to lose at all, in fact it would've elevated both Morrison and Miz. But the fact that they didn't look like bitches and have character suicide on them was a good thing.
MVP was the best United States champion in WWE history, why are they still making him a bitch and losing every match?! It's a dumb storyline, and it just makes his reign look weak. Drop the storyline, have him win some matches and go for the World Title!
Kozlov still sucks. I know some people might've warmed up to him, but I'm still not a fan. At least change his finisher!! Have him do a Scorpion Death Drop. Have him use some kind of a suplex, but the headbutt is just stupid. I got to admit I am curious to see if Undertaker gets a good match out of him on Friday. Since I can't watch Smackdown, I'll have to youtube it or something.
Hot DAMN, Ron Simmons is back doing his thing. Awesome!
I think that's it. If anyone actually read this, thanks! Leave me comments if you want to. Have a good rest of the week.
-Classic1333
I guess they want to know my story of when I first started watching or why. I first started watching when I was 12 years old (I'm 23 now) and I believe the name of the company was USWA (Jerry Lawler wrestled with them I believe). It was a Saturday morning, around 5am or so and I was flipping channels and I came across it and decided to watch it. I was entertained by it, the coolest/funniest segment at the time was when this wrestler started attacking another wrestler with a broom causing a DQ during the match. I was hooked and I think when Nitro was on back in 1996, I was channel surfing and I came across WCW Monday Nitro and I watched their show and again, I loved it. I would go on to watch WCW for 2 years and then eventually I discovered WWF and for a while, I would Monday Night Raw for 2 hours and then Nitro would replay around midnight or so and I would watch it then. Tuesday mornings were always tiring for me. lol But I loved wrestling. Some of my friends were also into wrestling and we even formed (actually, they did, I just joined) a backyard wrestling federation and I wrestled in that for a while. If anyone reading this wants to look up any footage, look up a youtuber Wargreymon3190. But yeah, that's how I got into wrestling.
I joined Pro Wrestling and You as a blogger because they asked me too. After being entertained by them so much, I figured "sure, why not?" I always enjoy talking a bout storylines/wrestlers I like and don't like. I just hope my blogs are a joy for them to read like their videos are for me.
So aside from addressing Pro Wrestling and You, I thought I'd go over some brief thoughts from Raw last night:
Overall, I thought it was a good show. Having Randy Orton back in action is awesome, he's one of my favorites. He puts on decent matches and his heel work is phenomenal. Plus I love the punts to the head that he does. I am a bit confused on what they're doing with Simply Priceless at the moment. Is Dibiase getting a singles push and if so, will he stay a heel or become a face? Or are they going to keep Priceless as a group and have Orton become their leader? I kind of think that Orton might become the leader of the group and maybe him punting Dibiase was tough love, especially since Dibiase not only eliminated both Cody Rhodes and Manu from the Battle Royal, but also the big reason was he interfered in Orton's match. Nevertheless, this is a good storyline they've got right now.
Regal becoming #1 contender for the IC title is cool. At first I was confused why they were doing a heel vs heel for the IC title (which don't get me wrong, I love when they have heel vs heel matches), but then when I heard Raw was in the United Kingdown next week, Regal will get cheered like crazy. Maybe we'll get a title change? It would surprise me, that's for sure. But Regal vs Santino will be fun and if Regal wins, that'd be the shit. They need to do something to rebuild his character after his character assasination by Batista and Jericho during that "gauntlet" match a few weeks ago
Jericho as world champion again is awesome. I'm guessing the logic for this was to save Batista vs Cena down the road, maybe Royal Rumble or Wrestlemania? But having Jericho win the belt back again definitely makes him look like a credible champion, because it was Stone Cold that cost him the belt at Cyber Sunday, according to him. But he also had Batista beat for a 3 count when Austin was on the outside of the ring as well. So props to Jericho. I just hope they don't have Cena take the strap from him right away though.
Keep Mae Young off TV! How bad did she look in the ring when she was throwing forearms with the other divas?! But having Beth Phoenix get the pin on her was funny though.
DX vs Miz and Morrison was a good match. I'm glad DX sold to them well and for a second it looked like they were going to lose. I think it wouldn't have hurt them to lose at all, in fact it would've elevated both Morrison and Miz. But the fact that they didn't look like bitches and have character suicide on them was a good thing.
MVP was the best United States champion in WWE history, why are they still making him a bitch and losing every match?! It's a dumb storyline, and it just makes his reign look weak. Drop the storyline, have him win some matches and go for the World Title!
Kozlov still sucks. I know some people might've warmed up to him, but I'm still not a fan. At least change his finisher!! Have him do a Scorpion Death Drop. Have him use some kind of a suplex, but the headbutt is just stupid. I got to admit I am curious to see if Undertaker gets a good match out of him on Friday. Since I can't watch Smackdown, I'll have to youtube it or something.
Hot DAMN, Ron Simmons is back doing his thing. Awesome!
I think that's it. If anyone actually read this, thanks! Leave me comments if you want to. Have a good rest of the week.
-Classic1333
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